Hey guys! Quick update:
I just started school again, and it’s going great! I’m making some new friends, and seeing some old ones. I just wanted to say sorry for missing Monday Madness and skipping lots of posts. I will try and take some pictures to update the photography section. Hopefully I can also get started on a new podcast episode which I hope you all will enjoy! No spoilers right now, but please check back soon as I promise to post more.
Audrey
Sorry for the delay, but let’s get back to that Monday Madness! If you want to know why I have been so delayed in my writing, check it out in a post soon to come shortly after this one.
Welcome, welcome, one and all, to your guys’ favorite! Let’s start of this weeks Monday Madness! As you all know, Monday Madness consists of, but is not limited to the following;
Pictures
Memes
Knock-knock jokes
Videos
With that, let’s jump right into to it and start off with your favorite, my favorite, memes!
Sorry this memes weren’t as great, but I hope you still enjoyed them!
Next up we are going to try some knock-knock jokes! Just be warned, the last one, is very cheesy.
NUMBER ONE:
Hope you enjoyed those knock knock jokes and that you use some on your friends! Next up, we have our videos…
DUN DUN DUN!!
(note: unfortunately I could not find the best videos, sorry)
First:
And finally: (you can also check out different stereotypes from the same channel)
Hi! So I am going to start my first weekly postings. It’s going to be called the Monday Madness! I’ll post jokes, memes, and funny pictures. Each time I’ll try and add at least 100 words and 5 funny pictures/memes/videos! First off I’m going to give you a couple of funny knock-knock jokes to give your friends (or anyone)!
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES:
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Tank”
“Tank who?”
“You’re welcome”
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Luke”
“Luke who?”
“Luke through the peephole and find out!”
MEMES:
Here are also a couple of super funny videos I found.
This first one is just a compilation video of little kids doing silly things! Try not to laugh, it’s a challenge! Or, just try to laugh! This is a Monday Madness after all! This is just a funny thing were kids go around doing there usually silly kid stuff.
Here is another funny video, but there are no challenges. This is in my opinion even funnier! Make sure to watch this one!!!!
Hope you enjoyed Monday Madness!! Leave in the comments your favorite parts!
I loved most all the Voki’s people created! It was so fun to read/listen to all clues and figure out who they were. So far if I have found a Wreck-It-Ralph which looked like a dog so you could tell they were trying to throw you off. I also have found one that was Spiderman. It was kind of hard to find that one out because it was talking so fast. I had to ask my friends. There was also a Sherk that looked like Donald Trump. These are all really funny and some are hard and some are easy. I also found a SpongeBob that was super easy even though I have never watched it. There was one I was not so sure about though. It looked like a dog but had some pretty crazy hints. In the end I guessed it was Dwight from on “The Office”. I am not sure though. I just did one that was really hard though that my friend created and it was very hard!! It was Phil, Hercules’ side kick.
I hope you check out some of these and enjoy trying to figure out who they are!
I will give you ten clues to guess this fictional character below.
Here is the link in this picture:
Hello, I’m Hazel. I’ll be writing about cats just because Audrey doesn’t like them. I’m so evil…
I love cats. They can be picky, but once they warm up to you they turn into adorable balls of fluff!Cats tend to be less social than pets like dogs. They keep their circle small. A cool fact about house cats is that they share a lot of their genetic makeup with tigers. They have good hunting abilities, which kind of explains their love of toys!
In my opinion, cats with heterochromia (different-colored eyes) are adorable and awesome. It just looks so cool!
Some cats can be very friendly, right off the bat. One of my cats, Pym, is very friendly – and noisy! She meows at you until you pet her! My other cat, Wiley, is quite picky. He picks one person and that’s who he likes, no one else. Once I tried petting him, and he hissed at me! We’re not that unfriendly now, though. He’s wandered up to me, looking for pets, which is promising.
Cats are lovable creatures, and one of the most popular pets in the world. They have unique personalities – and markings! There are lots of cats who need a home, and would love to be adopted by you. You can click here to check out some options. Thanks for reading!
HI! Today in my free write I want to teach you how to throw the perfect football spiral. It takes a lot of work, but there are a few key things you can practice to get the right spiral. First off, try adjusting your grip where your thumb and index finger or middle finger on the ball (depending on your hand size and the football). Speaking of which, you also want to make sure you have the right size football. For most of you it’s probably Junior or Youth. Junior is from 9 and up and is what most 7th to 8th graders play with. You also have to make sure to throw not too strong, but also not so loose or soft.
Hope this helped, and make sure to comment if you have any more tips or if I something wrong. Thanks!
I walked around my school and took 16 pictures. 8 close up pictures, and then 8 pictures of what it looks like zoomed out. Alright to so here is the “quiz”!
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Alright! How do you think you did? Do you have your answers written down, or are you just going to cheat? Well, here’s the answers!
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A wooden pole, not as cool, am I right?
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A pin board
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One of the rocks in this pile
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You thought it would be a tree, didn’t you? Well, it’s a bush!
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A basket
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A pole/pillar outside of our school.
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The carpet at our school
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Last one is….!
The tree trunk of this small tree.
Today I am getting my friend, Brinn, to write about something she really enjoys. She will be writing about; rabbits!
Hello! I am Brinn an I will talk a little bit about rabbits. Rabbits are social animals like us so that means that when having a pet rabbit you should play and cuddle with the bun 10-15 a day multiple times. If that is too hard to do, then you should purchase a second rabbit to keep it company.
Rabbits should also be feed lots of timothy hay and only about 1/2 a cup of food pellets. Make sure the food pellets do not have corn because corn is not very good for rabbits. Make sure you give your rabbit(s) plenty lettuce and every so often fruit like strawberries. Here is a link for the amount of food they need.
Thank you for your time, and I hope you learned a little bit more about rabbits!
I love Draper Park Middle School (DPMS)! The only thing I don’t really like about the school is some of the boring teachers. There are also some really annoying and mean students. But, there are also some really nice people. I love our library and meal service. We have so many lines and it’s easy to choose something you want to eat. Our library is amazing because it’s always filled with the latest books and always has fun activities held there. For example, they have book club. This is where they cater some meals and you can win prizes, just for reading a really exciting book! This is really popular though and you have to enter a drawing to be a part of it. There are also many different types of people and you’re sure to find your friend group. In addition, there are also many fun after school clubs you can join! Overall, I would give it a solid 7. because of their amazing staff, awesome book club, and after school clubs.
